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Rugby Humour 

An ode to the Rugby Fan

You're one devoted RUGBY FAN,

That really makes you quite the man

crushed in the middle of A SCRUM

and staring up some fella's bum,

Face squashed between two sweaty thighs

and thinking of those WINNING TRYS

you sink in mud up to your knees

and then your tackle starts to freeze!

you grab the ball - off LIKE A SHOT

and cross the line at quite a trot.

You need to win, because to lose

means paying for the VICTOR'S BOOZE